I saw a really silly piece on the news the other day.  It claimed that bumper stickers contribute to road rage.  It seems the oh-so-scientific sorts sat in traffic and didn’t move when the traffic light changed, to judge the “road rage reaction” that they got.  And they say that the people with bumper stickers, even nice ones like fluffy kitties, HONKED at them TWO SECONDS faster than folks with NO bumper stickers.

Wow.  Two seconds while sitting still at a green light.  That isn’t road rage, you imbeciles—that is a polite notice that you should wake up and move before someone rear-ends the person behind you because, seeing the green light, car #3 won’t even slow down.  And maybe it really means those of us with bumper stickers are simply paying more attention!

So on that note, I display for you MY new bumper sticker, already ordered from Buzzflash.com.  Can’t wait, can’t wait, can’t wait.  Cause the only road rage I get from bumperstickers?  Comes from seeing the sheer number of Bush/Cheney ‘04 stickers.  I feel better now with an “answer” to that problem!